Very Troubling Times

Friday, June 6th, 2008
Posted in News by Vanessa

This can be seen as a continuation from my post earlier this week entitled Inexplicable Anxiety.

I have even more disturbing news! No, it’s not that Continental announced they’re cutting 3000 jobs nor is it that United is dissolving Ted… No, dear readers, the news today is a far more alarming discovery.

My sister Val! sent me this news from the streets of Manhattan yesterday evening.
Prepare yourselves, because I don’t think it gets anymore unsettling than this. The true sign that we’re in troubling times – a woman was spotted wearing Hammer Pants on the streets of Manhattan yesterday!

This is life-shattering, society-destroying news if ever there were any. Either it means the lady is so destitute and broke she had to fish in her closet for this relic of 1990 fashion as it is the only pair of pants she any longer owns and can wear OR – god forbid – this is actually coming back in style. If that’s the case, we should definitely pray for the future of our country.
*hand* *forehead* *staple*

Tags: random, Val, Vanessa